As a Floatation Device
A green quilt doesn't float. If you place it in water, it may stick around on the surface for a while, the moment you try and use it to help float in water it will show its true nature! That thing will sink as quickly as you do.
If you're going under, the quilt is coming with you.
As a Jump Ramp for Stunt Bikes
While motor bike stunts are awesome, the trips to the doctors are less so. Unless you actually have a thing for traction wards, don't use a quilt as a ramp for your next motorbike stunt.
As Protection Against A Hurricane
This truly requires no discussion. However if you do think that a green quilt may be used as cover against a hurricane... perhaps you should try, the human race will be stronger because of it.
As a Flying Carpet
It does not work. This will save you the humiliation of standing on a quilt and commanding it to fly, particularly in front of your buddies or colleagues.
Secondly, this is a quilt not a carpet. Also, while these types of quilts might appear spellbinding, it is not the same sort of wizardry the flying carpets have so , sorry to disappoint you there.
As a Substitute for The Roof on Your House
So might think roof on your abode is looking a little run down and needs replacing. Well if you are considering replacing it with a green quilt, you can forget that now. Besides not meeting any building codes, it'll also attract mould and prove to be ineffective at keeping water out.
While it may have worked on the pillow fort you built in the living room, this doesn't translate well to the outside environment.
If none of these tips have applied to you - congratulations, you've a good head on your shoulders but sometimes folks simply need to be told. If you have read this and are still going to push on with it, let me be the first to say "I told you so!"
A green quilt doesn't float. If you place it in water, it may stick around on the surface for a while, the moment you try and use it to help float in water it will show its true nature! That thing will sink as quickly as you do.
If you're going under, the quilt is coming with you.
As a Jump Ramp for Stunt Bikes
While motor bike stunts are awesome, the trips to the doctors are less so. Unless you actually have a thing for traction wards, don't use a quilt as a ramp for your next motorbike stunt.
As Protection Against A Hurricane
This truly requires no discussion. However if you do think that a green quilt may be used as cover against a hurricane... perhaps you should try, the human race will be stronger because of it.
As a Flying Carpet
It does not work. This will save you the humiliation of standing on a quilt and commanding it to fly, particularly in front of your buddies or colleagues.
Secondly, this is a quilt not a carpet. Also, while these types of quilts might appear spellbinding, it is not the same sort of wizardry the flying carpets have so , sorry to disappoint you there.
As a Substitute for The Roof on Your House
So might think roof on your abode is looking a little run down and needs replacing. Well if you are considering replacing it with a green quilt, you can forget that now. Besides not meeting any building codes, it'll also attract mould and prove to be ineffective at keeping water out.
While it may have worked on the pillow fort you built in the living room, this doesn't translate well to the outside environment.
If none of these tips have applied to you - congratulations, you've a good head on your shoulders but sometimes folks simply need to be told. If you have read this and are still going to push on with it, let me be the first to say "I told you so!"
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