Thursday, December 1, 2011

Garments Make The Woman

By John Lewis


Men and women are doing extra issues the identical in our society these days. However, there is still an enormous difference of their attitudes toward garments and the best way they dress. You never know what a woman is going to wear. You always have a good idea what a man is going to wear.

On any given day a jock man can have on a baseball cap, a soccer jersey, a pair of jeans, and a few kind of designer gym shoes like Air Jordan's. A enterprise man will wear a double breasted Edwardian suite, with a matching tie that sports activities a diamond stickpin. He'll have a handkerchief in his suite coat pocket, and he'll sport a pair of extremely polished Edwin Clapp Alligator shoes.

You can safely say that garments make the man. I imply, you may know a man by the garments he wears. I imply when you noticed a man walking down the street along with his pants hanging off his behind and his underwear exhibiting, you would be proper in saying there goes a punk, a thug, a gangbanger. With ladies, issues are always different.

At the moment, clothes don't make a woman. I would say it's the lack of garments that make a woman.

Take for example "Boy Shorts". You have seen them. Boy Shorts are these brief shorts some girls wear that barely cover their backsides. I simply love them. Any lady that wears Boy Shorts in public is certain to get attention. Boy Shorts are simply the kind of lack of clothing that for me, make a real woman. Boy Shorts are for the outgoing, aggressive lady who will not be afraid to let the world take an extended look at her as she's walking away.

Then, there's the Thong.

Thongs are clothing for shy women. Thongs are for ladies who can't make up their minds about whether or not or not they need to wear traditional underwear. Shy girls, who can't bring themselves to wear Boy Shorts in public, wear Thongs in private. I purchased my lady friend a pair of Boy Shorts. She refused to wear them. I received her a Thong, and she was completely satisfied to parade round the home in her scorching pink Thongs for me.

Women. You possibly can't figure them out.

Have you ever ever observed how many panties ladies have? Women have far more panties than men have underwear.

I have three pair of underwear that I modify throughout a week. Do not get me wrong. I do not are available in contact with numerous ladies's panties however I do learn the adverts within the Sunday paper like everyone else, and I'm amazed at the number of panties ladies have to choose from. It is no surprise it takes a woman longer to dress than for the average man. A girl can take as much as hours to resolve which panties to take out of her drawer. I may have my underwear, shirt and pants on in ten minutes.

Here's the factor that confuses me about women.

Why is it that women these days will spend a fortune on clothes that are designed to cowl them up from head to toe?

When a woman comes out of the home she is aware of she's going to put on a shirt that exhibits gaping amounts of succulent cleavage. She is aware of she's going to wear a mini skirt so short, that she will't afford to bend over with out exposing her family jewel. She is aware of she's going to sport a pair of Boy Shorts that will expose the corpulent beauty of her backside.

A ladies is aware of all of this right? So why don't ladies minimize their clothes budgets in half? Simply come out the house half bare and give me the money she saves on clothes so I can spend most of my working day under a chilly shower?




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